Ladies & Gentlemen, my “bad” owner wants to give me up for adoption for free but my name is not free. My name all this while has been LUMPY because I was rather fat when I was a puppy so the name has been stuck since. You can change my name if you take me home.

I was born on the 15th July 2018, English calendar. Not sure for Chinese calendar but will be exactly 9 months old comes 15th April 2019. Oh today is already 27th April, 2019. Help, I am getting older and more wrinkles appearing on my face.

Well, I am friendly, loves to play with everybody, active, healthy and can help you to jaga rumah when you’re not at home. I am a light sleeper so at night if anybody tries to be funny like climb over the wall to steal my household shoes & slippers, I am going to bite their backside for sure. Yulks, bad smell.

So what are you waiting for? Come & take me home because I want to see the world. I have not have a vacation for 9 months! I work all day, don’t take leave or MC and I don’t even ask for a salary. Just gimme 1 or 2 meals and lots of love. Please bring me go jalan jalan in the evening. That’s all I ask.

What do you say? Do we have a deal? Call or WhatsApp my dog trafficking boss or rather soon to be ex owner Mr Tan of Puchong, Selangor at zero one six three two eight three two eight eight.

Bark, bark. That’s my way of saying Thank you.